2. "I'm mind fucking you. My dick is in your mouth"
3. "Well, you better wear a condom cuz I have a real dirty mind!"
4. "You're 5 zippers away from a thriller jacket"
5. "I woke up with glitter on my cock."
6. "When life hands you a jeffery just stroke the furry wall..."
7. "I own 21 Koo Koo Roo's, I'm going to be alright... People love chicken."
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The movie was pretty funny, but I hyped it up too much for myself. There were some funny lines in that movie.
"Put the candy in the jar."
Aldous Snow: What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.
Sergio Roma (Sean Combs): I'm mind f**king you right now.
Aaron Green: Well I hope you have a condom cause I have a dirty mind.
Aaron Green: What is this middle Earth? Just get us to the f**king airport!
Sergio Roma: Time to get our mind-f**k on.
Jonathan Snow: I'm responsible for your talent, son. I wrote all your songs off the tip of my c**k.
Aldous Snow: Yeah, I just don't get how talent can be contained in one's spunk
Sergio: Your job is to control your artist. If he's too messed up you hit him with this adrenaline needle.
Aaron: You mean like from Pulp Fiction?
Sergio Roma: Where are you? Why haven't you called? I'm calling you right now and I just got hit by a motherf**king car.
Aaron Green [While Sergio is chasing them through a hotel corridor]: This is the longest hallway of all time!
Aldous Snow: It's Kubrickian!
Matty (Aziz Ansari): Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on myspace. There's one of me eating cheese off some girl's titties.
Aaron Green: Please just lie to me and say I didn't miss another awesome party.
Matty: You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my d*ck.
Aaron Green: I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious.
Sergio Roma: If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.
Aaron Green [Aaron has a balloon full of heroin up his ass]: Oh, no.
Aldous Snow: What?
Aaron Green: I have to sneeze... and I'm afraid that if I do... my bowels will evacuate...
Sergio Roma: Do you have any ideas how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?
Aldous Snow [Aldous sees Sarah Marshall on TV]: Didn't I have sex with her once?
Aldous Snow: Yeah. Yeah, I did.
Sergio Roma: You can't outrun me! I'm black!
Aaron Green: I think I just got raped.
Aldous Snow (Colm Meaney) [hands him a joint]: Only one thing to do.
Aaron Green [taking a hit]: Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast.
Aldous Snow: Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... chlorox...
Aaron Green: I think I'm having a heart attack.
Jonathan Snow: That's the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.
Aldous Snow: When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
Aldous Snow: Aaron, look at what you're wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you're grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.
Aaron Green: Play the song, man.
those were all added to and wrong
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