Friday, February 20, 2009

Quote Of The Day

From Colin

"So I'm Chillin' in front of Pink Berry by my house in my Phantom bumping Dre right..."

I don't have to go any further with the this quote. That sums it all up. ROFLMAO

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Maintain...

"I'm sitting at the edge of my bed and I'm fed
Up with negative thoughts running straight through my head
Life's ready and I can't make moves, it's hard
And I thought it would have been nice to buy papa dukes some shoes"

"Papa always told me...be all you can be
And maintain, gotta maintain"

A track that I've been listening to since high school when they first stepped onto the scene

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I Can't Believe This...

New York Post Chimp Cartoon Compares Stimulus Author To Dead Primate

February 18, 2009 09:41 AM

The drawing, from famed cartoonist Sean Delonas, is rife with violent imagery and racial undertones. In it, two befuddled-looking police officers holding guns look over the dead and bleeding chimpanzee that attacked a woman in Stamford, Connecticut.

"They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill," reads the caption.

An email to Delonas and a call to the New York Post went unreturned. The cartoon appears both on the New York Post website and page 12 of the Wednesday paper.

At its most benign, the cartoon suggests that the stimulus bill was so bad, monkeys may as well have written it. Others believe it compares the president to a rabid chimp. Either way, the incorporation of violence and (on a darker level) race into politics is bound to be controversial. Perhaps that's what Delonas wanted.

UPDATE: Rev. Al Sharpton has weighed in on the cartoon in a statement:

"The cartoon in today's New York Post is troubling at best given the historic racist attacks of African-Americans as being synonymous with monkeys. One has to question whether the cartoonist is making a less than casual reference to this when in the cartoon they have police saying after shooting a chimpanzee that "Now they will have to find someone else to write the stimulus bill."


"Being that the stimulus bill has been the first legislative victory of President Barack Obama (the first African American president) and has become synonymous with him it is not a reach to wonder are they inferring that a monkey wrote the last bill?"

Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

ROFLMAO

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Fart vs. Fart

'Pull My Finger' subject of court fight

  • Story Highlights
  • Company files complaint over use of "pull my finger" for iPhone application
  • Maker of "Pull My Finger" wants company making "iFart" to stop using phrase
  • Company wants $50,000 to settle the dispute, may sue in federal court
  • Other company says phrase is common, cannot be trademarked

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- First came the iPhone. Then, there was the "iFart" flatulence noise download. Now, there's "Pull My Finger" -- and next could come the lawsuits.

A Florida-based company has accused a Colorado competitor in federal court of trademark infringement and unfair business practices over the phrase "Pull My Finger."

The dispute began after the makers of iFart began using phrase "pull my finger" in advertisements for their products.

Air-o-Matic, based in Jacksonville, Florida, and Colorado-based InfoMedia, Inc., both offer a range of competing software applications, or "apps," that subscribers can download into their multitasking cell phones. Users can make calls, listen to music, browse the Internet and play games on the devices.

Individual "apps" cost a dollar and up, and can be used to get directions, read restaurant reviews and make funny noises. Enter the flatulence sound app, which both companies offer to customers.

Air-o-Matic says its app, "Pull My Finger" has a unique brand identity that its competitor has infringed. It wants $50,000 from Infomedia to settle the dispute and may sue in federal court.

In a formal complaint filed in a Denver, Colorado, federal court, however, InfoMedia says the phrase is a common "descriptive" term used in its advertising and cannot be trademarked.

The company wants a judge to step in now, before any lawsuit is filed, and allow it to continue to use the phrase.

According to InfoMedia's legal filing, its iFart app "boasts a number of unique features including a built-in security system designed to aurally surprise and discourage iPhone theft. iFart also features a "Sneak Attack" function using a timer that emits the sound of flatulence when it goes off, the company says, and can also be used as a prank to an unsuspecting person.

Joel Conn, founder of Infomedia, said on his own blog that his app is a "cultural phenomenon."

The company claims there are about 75 different flatulence simulation software applications.

There was no word on when a judge might rule on the complaint

source: CNN

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I haven't seen this in years and it recently came up. It's a bit off but funny

Monday, February 16, 2009

Shredding!

I saw this video on my boy Gavin's blog GavinSD. It's a video of our friend Mike and a few others in mammoth shredding. Enjoy

Thank You

I would like to thank everyone for wishing a happy birthday and to those that partied with during the week(Josh and Mai - Thank you so much you guys are good peeps, love ya). Vegas was fun and the dance machine got to come out and party. In all I'd say it was a god and safe 30th birthday. Thank you Darin for hanging out with me while I was in Vegas. Thank you Lloyd, Moon, Ed, Rolls, and Jeff Ocampo for chillin' with me in Vegas. You guys are always a blast to hang out with. The trip wouldn't have been as fun if Ed "Indian Giver" Sepulveda wasn't there. He is always the life of the party because we tease him. All jokes aside we tease him because we love him and he's good peoples. I got mad love for you. Lloyd, I'm so glad you came out for my birthday. It wouldn't have been as fun without you and you are boy til the end. Moon, my drinking partner and sidekick(it can switched around too), thank you for the good times. You're too damn funny when you get drunk. Rolls, You're my boy and I really wanted to see you dance this weekend, but it's ok. Next time we'll own the dance floor.

I'll post up pics from Moon's camera later this week. I have a feeling that this year is going to be a big change for me. I'm looking forward to a good life and it's all about being positive.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Happy Birthday Day

Well guys and gals. It was official on Feb. 13 2009 at 2:16 am that I became 30 years of age. Do I feel different? Do I feel older, wiser, mature? The answer to that question is only time will tell. I'm going to live in the moment this weekend and celebrate my day of birth in Las Vegas with some good friends of mine. I really can't wait to get this show on the road. I will be posting video, pics, and a write up on Sunday when I return. There's also another party that I'll be attending that Sunday over at the W when I come back. I'll call that one the wrap party hahahaha. Thank you all for reading my blog and I hope you continue to read it.

Happy Birthday to me and my Christian Payne(twin). I love you man and have a great weekend. Can't wait until you move back



First present of the day. YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix On Letterman

I think it's a bit of an act because Casey Affleck has been following and filming him. The Interview is just hilarious.