Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Jon & Kate: The Moral of the Story

From my friend Craig. LMAO he's a funny guy.

This is one of the few shows I've been following.

For those of you wondering what to tell your children, let me put in car terms for you.

Tell your kids this:

"You see kids, mommies are like cars. At first, your happy to have a shiny new one at your house. After awhile, she doesn't perform the same way, can't or won't do the same things she used to and starts making a lot of noise. Eventually, she needs a lot of expensive maintenance and body work and somehow, she still isn't able to perform the way she used to. Before long, it's time to trade her in on a newer, younger model with updated styling and one that performs better, because if you don't, one day you'll wake up and realize that you're just not able to get inside her anymore...your body eventually stops working too.

The reality is that sooner or later, you have to find someone else to take over payments on the old beast before daddy needs maintenance. So, you take her to the place where old mommies are traded in for new mommies. That place is called "divorce court." It is a natural process whereby the old mommy's care and feeding is taken care of through a monthly stipend that daddy provides. Daddy is then free and clear to go get himself a shiny new model with sleeker lines and one that offers performance that thrills.

Don't worry about mommy...she'll eventually end up parked in someone else's garage where a good lube job will provide her new owner with some satisfaction."

~ The Misogynist Chronicles

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